Our Newest Product

The Einszett 1Z Cockpit Premium interior cleaner and protectant, also known as:

Cockpit Cleaner

7 comments on Our Newest Product

  1. Neville says:

    With all your marketing skills, I know you’ll BLOW these out the back door of your warehouse 😉

  2. Tim says:

    That is a lot of cock.

  3. George Dushensky says:

    “The cock is in stock!” ~ our warehouse employee

  4. Rob says:

    What a gift in terms of marketing!

    Please tell me it has a polishing function, so you can call it “cock polish”

  5. Adam McFarland says:

    Haha you guys are hilarious.

  6. Rob says:

    Seriously, get this all over failblog (as a win) and perhaps digg etc.

    • Rob says:

      oh yeah, and watermark it with detailedimage.com and a tagline in such a way as it can’t be cropped out easily, just in case you don’t get an actual link.

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